March 2019: San Francisco 3/8-11 | Footnight LA 3/14

Hello pets and pervs,
I’ve just returned from beautiful San Juan, and after last month’s debaucherous double Chinese New Year Parties, I must admit that I’m flying high from My own Goddess Fumes. I’m delighted to share that March has just as much, if not more, in store with My upcoming travels and appearances, so let’s just dive in shall we?

Yours Truly ruling over El Morro in San Juan, Puerto Rico

First of all, My Bay Area subs will be excited to hear that I’m FINALLY returning to San Francisco this month! Playing out of the most delicious parlor in the city, I’m pleased to be taking inquires for playdates between Friday, March 8th and Monday, March 11th. Since My time will be so limited in town, do plan on making a deposit in order to get on My calendar if you’re hoping to be lucky enough to catch Me this time ’round. On this trip, I hope make full use of the well-equipped dungeon at My disposal to indulge some heavy bondage, dirty domestic scenes, and corporeal punishment among other kinks…

Playful in pineapples at the beach, San Juan, Puerto Rico

On the other hand, if you’re a foot fetishist in the soCal region, you’ll be happy to know that I’ll be attending Footnight LA on Thursday, March 14th. With a St. Patty’s day pedicure already sponsored from afar by an obedient little footslave, make sure to get your tickets now for this sexy event conveniently located near Downtown LA. This is an excellent opportunity to meet Me in person if you’ve been too shy to schedule a one-on-one, or to serve Me in a semi-public setting. Especially if you’re interested in being My personal slave for the party, I encourage you to get in touch ASAP to see how you might be of use to Me at this event.

Finally, I’m so proud to let you all know that a text I wrote, recently won 1st place in the $10,000 Slixa sponsored FOSTA/SESTA Essay contest! While some of you may already be familiar with the problematics of the FOSTA/SESTA bills, I imagine that many of you have no idea what I’m talking about. If that’s the case, I encourage you to read My essay here so that you can educate yourself on how to support the professional perverts like Myself that make your life worth living in this era of Internet censorship. With My trip to techy-Mecca of SF coming up fast, it seems like an appropriate time to consider how curtailing net neutrality will affect us all…

Until next time,
L